I had a prophetic dream!

Hey hey hey! So I had a prophetic dream! Wanna hear it? Here it is!

So, I was in a church, right? And there are these people singing! And they’re all dressed as chickens, but there was one guy that was dressed as a moose. Well, I didn’t feel right, because usually chickens and moose don’t get along, so I tried to get out, but then I saw a Nazi soldier in a coffin. And then the Nazi soldier jumped out, and he multiplied into more Nazis, and they formed a chorus line, and came at me. I fought them off for a while with my pinky finger, because it morphed into a sword, right? But eventually they overcame me and tossed me down a well behind the altar.

I fell and I fell, until finally I landed in a pool of oatmeal. Well I ate all the oatmeal, and then I had to use the bathroom, and I found one nearby, but someone knocked on the door and suddenly I didn’t have to go. So I left, and I was walking through a tunnel, and that’s when I found a flower. It was like a rose, but it was blue. Then it changed to orange. Then it changed to indigo. And he said to me, “My name is Indigo Montoya.” Then it wasn’t even a flower any more, it was a Ferrari. And I got in and drove through the tunnel, and then I got pulled over by an elephant on a unicycle and he gave me a ticket, and it was a golden ticket, which meant I could go to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

So I go to the chocolate factory, and I enter the front doors, right? And there’s this long hallway, and it’s kinda dark, but there’s a light up ahead. Well, I start walking up, and who should be up ahead but Jesus Christ! I couldn’t believe it! I froze in place! The fear of the Lord ‘n stuff came over me! And Jesus began to approach me, right? And he got closer, and closer, but didn’t say anything. I was frozen! Yeah I was! And he got closer, and closer.

Finally the Lord spoke, and he said, “You’re dreaming dreams.”

“Yes, Lord!” I said, looking about at my surroundings. “What is this?”

And the Lord spoke, in a much louder voice, and the Lord said, “This is why you shouldn’t mix Dr. Pepper with Tylenol PM.”

I think the overall meaning of this little “prophetic dream” is that we shouldn’t rely on the rambling dreams of people who claim to be prophesying directly from God. Let us rely on the word of God as our authority. God bless.

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